Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Match.com Sacry Psycho

Ok this is crazy!!! This email was written after only one date! So here is how it went down girl meets guy on match.com. Girl and guy set up a date. Girl and Guy go on date. Guy falls crazy (Marky Mark from the movie Fear) in love with. Girl hopefully looks into a restaining order ...
Below is what came next....

You're really not going to call me back??? Are you fucking kidding > me???? I go and tell all my friends and my cousins, even my mother, > for God's sake, my mother, of all people, about how crazy I am about you > and how wonderful I thought you were and how it was the best first date > of of my life and that I couldn't wait to see you again, and now you > blow me off and make me feel like a total fucking asshole??? Are you > joking me ?? You make a second date with me and and then you blow me off > and you can't even call me back to say you're sorry, you couldn't make > it???.... How dare you, Maria, why did you do that to me????.... Are > you fucked up???.... You really hurt my feelings, you know...how would > you like it??? And then I made myself feel like a total fucking > asshole in front of my family and friends, practically gushing over you.... > I gave you every oppurtunity to leave early on that date and you know > it..... at the resturant, no, you wanted more wine, after the resturant, > no, you wanted us to go to your office, after your office, no, you wanted > to walk me back to the truck, at your apartment, no, you didn't turn your > head away, instead you kissed me.... So why didn't you leave early??? Why > did you kiss me like you meant it??? Why did you lead me on and make me > feel like you liked me???? Are you a fucking player, is this fun for > you??? You have no idea how angry you have made me... You're treating > me like a piece of shit, and it's so not right....Did someone hurt you so > now your giving payback to me??? I would never do this to anyone, at > least you should have had the decency to call me back and say you didn't > want to go out for the second date at Bryant Park....nevermind make one in > the first place.... Were you even interested in me or was this a game to > you? Why would you have let the date last 5 hours, and then talk > about another one, was it the wine or something????.... Are you still in > love with your ex? Well if you are then you need to stop leading guys > on... And if you're afraid to get hurt like you said you were and you > have that wall then you need to get over it.......What do you want to do, > hang out with your 24 year old co- workers for the rest of your life when > all of your friends are already married????? And who are you going to > travel with, wasn't that the whole reason why we were supposed to become > friends in the first place or did you forget that ???? That was the best > date ever for me, don't tell me you're afraid I'm going to hurt you because > I would never do that..... As far as I'm concerned, you are total, total > wife material, I have zero doubts about that, and I'm so serious > otherwise I wouldn't be flipping out like this......You're destroying what > could have become a wonderful thing without even giving it a chance .... > You have no Idea how great I think you are, why won't you let me be your > friend???? I told you I wasn't expecting anything over night, I told > you it was ok, I told you we could take things slow, I told you it was no > big deal, I told you I was in no rush, and there was no pressure.... I'm > not needy and I wouldn't be up your ass 24/7, and that's the truth, but I > recognize a good thing when I see it, and I'm not willing to let a good > thing slip away so easily because you're afraid to get hurt..... Now I > realize that if you weren't interested in me then I wouldn't be writing > this crazy letter and I would get over you, but I know you are > interested in me otherwise you wouldn't have kissed me the way you did.... > You're the most beautiful person I ever met, I knew I wanted you the > second I saw you.... It's everything about you, it's the way you talk, > the sound of your voice.... the way you laugh and smile and the things you > said, and the way you said them..... the way you joked and fooled around > and the picture you drew of me.... It was your beautiful body, your > beautiful hair, your beautiful green eyes, and your beautiful, beautiful > face...the way you dressed and for those high heels you wore for me, and > it was your cute little feet with the blisters all over them...... it was > everything about you that drives me crazy...... Get over your fears, what > ever they are and let me be your friend.... You're not just a normal girl > from Queens like you said you were, you're much, much more than that.... > Get back to me Sweetie, will you??...... just say "Hi" that's all I'd > like to hear right now..... Don't let me down.....> >

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